What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

So they tried

share office space ...

Belarus opposition leader Siarhei Tsikhanouski freed from jail after rare visit by top US envoy - Sky News

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Does Rosemary aroma really improve memory? Here’s what research says - Times of India

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Blood Pressure: How to Monitor It Accurately at Home, According to Doctors - Barron's

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Mountaineers Walk Off Kentucky in NCAA Opener - West Virginia University Athletics

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If your only job was to make people laugh at you and that’s all you were good for, would you be depressed?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.